Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to offer somechunks to a massive alligator. Witnesses report that Trump perhaps got a little a bit personal with the animal, causing some whispering. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and pictures have rapidly gone trending online.

• It's unclear
• chose Alcatraz
• but some speculate that he waslooking for attention

Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!

A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has encountered a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.

A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader grappling with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.

Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!

Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz

Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, wearing a MAGA hat the whole time. He's even totally plans to order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!

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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald

Folks, get more info lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these crocodiles runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these beasts. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.

• Make America Great Again !

Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!

This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The President himself is hitting the muck on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and expecting a challenge. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators

Folks, you are seriously gonna believe this! The Donald himself, ex Prez Trump, has decided to take a wild adventure. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious grit and is going into a pen full of vicious alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was his idea.

What could possibly be more wild? Only time will reveal.